I think my apartment buildings Super takes the top prize as the most idiotic/lazy Super ever. I just managed to catch him in the street and ask him when he was going to fix the lock on the front door to the building since the burglars made off with my building keys along with $3000 dollars worth of other stuff this morning aka they can just waltz in whenever they want… and he didn’t even know what I was talking about. MOTHERFUCKER WE TALKED TO YOU ON THE PHONE TODAY. ABOUT THIS. THIS EXACT THING.
And of course he thinks its too much work to change the lock since he has to find the time to give new keys to three whole people and I already spent $100 of my own money to change my own apartments lock. Motherfuckerassdicksdfasinfjsgnsi your inability to fix a front door that you have been asked to fix constantly for months is the reason this happened in the first place.
I am just about the calmest person ever but he just managed to make me angrier at him than I was about having my apartment broken into in the first place.